Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Praful Teaching English to Hansa



"DECIDE"

Hansa : Praful "Decide" matlab ?
Praful : "Decide" Hansaaaa-a ... vo Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na .... "A side" -- "B side" .... to "C-side" ... "D- side"
--- "Decide"


"Mature"

Hansa : Ae Praful, mature matlab ????
Praful: jab apna mahesh...chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ?
Hansa: usne kaha tha.. leave me.... "MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"
..main chor .....main chor.....mature. ..acha acha...."


"Alphabet"
Hansa: praful alphabet matlab?
Praful: alphabet hansa,local train mein safar karte hoye maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti alpha se kya kehti hai?
Hansa:  alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth, oooooooooooo, acha toh yeh alphabet!!


"Asset"

Hansa: Prafulll "Asset" matlab???
Praful:  Asset Hansaaa ....Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai .....taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai ...
"Aee Seth... thoda paisa do naa" ... " Aee Sethh .... " ... Asset ..


“Depend”

Hansa: Yeh Depend kya hota hai Prafful??
Praful: Depend Hansa... wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra..... Deep-End.. Depend!


"Tournament"

Hansa: Ae he he Praful, Tournament matlab??
Praful: Tournament Hansa!!! Ye jo tumne jhumke pehne hain, gehne pehne hain inko English me kya kehte hain, bolo - bolo !!
Hansa:  Aaa han han Tournament, (Hansa Khush)
Melisa: (Chidh Kar) Are use tournament nahi Ornament kehte hain
Hansa:  Arre kuchh bhi mat boll - Ek Jhumka -- Ornament, Do Jhumkke -- Two Ornament # # TOURNAMENT !!
"Ae Praful!! ye Melisa ko bhi Babuji ke tarah kuchh bhi nahi aata.." :-D :-D


"Elastic"

Hansa: Praful elastic matlab??
Praful: Elastic Hansa..apni voh Shradha ben unki beti ila ...usko jab fracture hua tha to voh kya leke chalti thi??
Hansa: Ila to...Ila-stick leke ...Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!


"Automatically"

Hansa: Praful automatically matlab??
Praful:  aare Hansa.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya bolte hain...
Hansa: taklaa..
Praful:  aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge....
Hansa: takli..
Praful: aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye tou ussko kya bologi??
Hansa: auto mein takli… aare haan automatically!
Tum kitne samajhdaar ho Praful...

Rajnikant is Great !!



# When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd standard....someone stole his rough note book....& Now they call it.............Wikipedia…..Crazy people!!!!

# Once a farmer replaces scare crow in the farm with Rajnikant's statue.....And Birds returned the grains they took last year as well


# If Rajni works in BPO, clients would work in shifts!

# Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions" He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"
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